Welcome to WSUK Radio

WSUK Radio is where you can find direction on this ravaged, chaotic planet! Need a place to rest your aching heart and heal your soul? Look no further! We are here to wrap our flannel-covered arms around you and bury your face in our armpit stink, never to let go! Join me, myself and my many personalities in torturing you with what I like to call "humor"! If you can call it that too, I call you my friend.

Meet the WSUK Staff

Constance Drama

News Reporter

Vera Picklesworth

A 50's Mom of the Universe

DJ Kitty Crush

A gamer girl princess

DJ Tootsie

Host of GTFOH

Frequently Asked Questions

Why is the sky blue?

The sky appears blue because of a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. When sunlight enters Earth's atmosphere, it is made up of all the colors of the visible spectrum. These colors have different wavelengths, with blue light having a shorter wavelength and red light having a longer wavelength.

As sunlight passes through the atmosphere, the shorter wavelengths (blue and violet) are scattered in all directions by the gases and particles in the air. Because our eyes are more sensitive to blue light and because some of the violet light is absorbed by the upper atmosphere, the sky appears predominantly blue to us.

This scattering is more pronounced when the sun is higher in the sky, which is why the sky appears more intensely blue during the day. At sunrise and sunset, the light passes through more atmosphere, scattering the shorter wavelengths out of view and leaving the longer wavelengths, like red and orange, which is why the sky can appear these colors during these times.

Also, pretty much because God thought it looked cool that way.

Why must I bathe more than once a week?

Because you stink.

Can I become part of this awesome amazing unequivocally badass radio station too?

Nope. Nobody likes you and you stink.

Haha, just kidding --- of COURSE you can. We want you to. Contact us for more information on our Contact form below! (But, in all seriousness, remember to brush your teeth!)

Contact us

Wondering why you want to jump off this spinning top? Wondering if you're the only one? You're not! Reach out and let us hold your hair while you puke!

Location: The 607

WSUK Radio
Johnson City, New York, United States

“Not everybody is gonna get it. But to those who really listen to My teaching, things will become clearer and clearer.”

[Jesus Christ, The spiritual Savior of us all]