Don't leave here without warming your hands on some instant Maxwell House and sweet, sweet charity! Donate just $18.89 and have this amazing mug in your home today! Great for tea, coffee, mountain dew, bourbon and tears! 

Get cozy for a nice binge sesh of 90s movies with this warm, snuggly long-sleeved cuddle top! Get up to a 2XL for a donation of $41 and you can forever know my arms are wrapped around you all day and all night with gratitude! Lots of colors to choose from!

You can't go wrong with this classic tee! Perfect for wearing to karaoke, church, or even around the house! It goes with everything and there are lots of different colors! (I personally like the lime green and purple!) For just a small donation of $24, you can get one of these stylish go-anywhere tops and crumple it up into a ball to put behind your head whenever you need extra support on your lousy thrift store couch!

From the iPhone 7 all the way to 16, you have your choice of flexible soft cases, hard snap-on cases, durable, impact-resistant tough cases or the MagSafe wireless charging compatible tough case! Whether your expeditions take you to the rocky cliffsides of Bali or just your bean-bag chair, have it all in the palm of your hand!

Put me in your pocket and take me wherever you go!! These overpriced cases are were made for one reason and one reason only: so I can be your constant kitty companion! Whether you're scrolling through Twitter (X) or taking a selfie in the mirror, I'll be right there with you. Watching you. Judging you. And thinking you're pretty awesome. Pick from soft and hard cases!

If you're lonely

And need a friend

And troubles seem like

They never end

Snuggle this kitten

And you'll be glad

Cuz you can't rely on

Your mom or dad

CUDDLE ME!! Perfect for the couch or your filthy bedroom, hold this tight or just press your skull against it to feel immediate relief!

Whether you're going to the state-funded indoctrination camps, a thankless job, or just trying to go to Starbucks to finish another chapter of your incredible, soon-to-be-bestselling noir novel, this HIGH QUALITY backpack WITH INNER PROTECTIVE LAPTOP SLEEVE and side mesh pocket is what you've been missing in your life! Adorable and practical, so how can you resist? What better way to use your $50 donation than this?

If you're just not satisfied with that amazing, high quality backpack up there or maybe you wanna give me $14.33 more than that, here's the perfect alternative! Fits beautifully in your gym locker, and you can stuff your little sister in it! Who could ask for more?!

If you wanted a bag but you wanted it to be cheaper, snag this one for only $23.54 instead of $50! You can carry your library books, your oversized vodka-juice thermos, and a small lunch in this thing! Nobody wants to be caught without THIS fashion-forward handbag! You can even use it for grocery shopping since plastic and paper bags cost ten cents a pop! It pays for itself after 235 shopping trips!

Whether you're in class or brainstorming your next podcast installment, this notebook is EXACTLY what you need! For the teensy tiny donation of $15.22, you can keep your genius ideas bound by metal on wide ruled or graph paper! Worth it!